Who Reads This Shit? - The Sequel

We take this opportunity to again salute our readership by noting the most recent 100 visitors to the site. Without you, dear reader, we would probably find someone else to harp at, but we're glad you wandered our way all the same.

Countries represented among the latest 100 visitors include: Brazil, Canada, Sweden, Spain, The United Kingdom, China, Taiwan, Ireland, and Vietnam . Our Vietnamese reader wins the Distance Prize this week. But only if they speak English well enough to realize that they've won the Distance Prize and that it is nothing more than an extended mention in this sentence. See "Who Reads This Shit?" for the earlier list of our worldwide appeal. Four "unknown countries" also visited us in the last few days. We assume this is the CIA or one of its international equivalents. (We'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for having made fun of the black helicopters.)

From within the U.S., the last 100 visitors have been from: Texas (we were frankly shocked that they read down there, but Welcome Y'All!), New Joisey, California, Colorado, Michigan, New York, Indiana, Ohio, Kansas, Missouri, New Hampshire, Washington, Georgia, Pennsylvania and a truckload of instances where the system simply couldn't tell or was ashamed to say in which state the reader lives. We understand completely. Again, consult the original "Who Reads This Shit" for the earlier compilation of states we have polluted.

We appreciate that anyone finds any of this worthwhile, but it is unspeakably enjoyable for us here at After Therapy. We give you the full moon of love on this, Full Moon Wednesday. We would also like to recruit readership in Hawaii and the sundry resort locations so as to impose ourselves upon them for a vacation on the cheap some day. If you have friends or loved ones who can oblige, please drop a note to our Editor-In-Chief with the subject line: "Hey Cheap Ass!" His picture is on the right of this blog. (Note: That is not his ass in the picture above. He wishes.)

We're looking forward to our continued world domination via Internet. We'll check in on the next hundred readers in about a week!