Friday, April 13, 2007

Things I Wish Kelly Ripa Hadn't Taught Me

If you weren't home during the day, you missed this fun tongue-twister.

(For you novices, tongue twisters only twist when you say them aloud.)

1. One smart man, he felt smart.

2. Two smart men, they felt smart.

3. Three smart men, they felt smart.

(Repeat until somebody smells a fart.)

This is what happens when Regis has heart surgery and Kelly Ripa is left to her own devices. On the bright side, there was no report on Kathy Lee's children.

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