Who Reads This Shit?

We're glad you asked! Of the last 100 visitors to our humble abode, we can tell you the following (cue Big Brother music):

1. Florida, Nevada, S. Dakota, N. Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Virginia, Missouri, California, Maryland, Washington, Colorado, Tennessee, Wisconsin, Arizona, Indiana, Minnesota, Iowa, and North Carolina are home to those readers who stopped by to set a spell in the last several days.

2. More remarkably: India, Canada, El Salvador, Norway, The Netherlands, Guatemala, France, Portugal, England, Denmark, Morocco, Colombia, Sweden, Australia, Brazil, and Germany sent readers our way in the last week. God knows if they speak English. But we welcome them giddily.

3. We peeked in on what they were searching for, as well...for R&D purposes, naturally. We won't ever do that again, so feel free to google anything your twisted little heart desires. Just know that if you ever lose your way, a google search for "womens' prolapsed assholes" will bring you right back here. I don't know why. I don't want to know why. It just does. And shame on you for googling that. You know who you are.

4. In the last week, we've had our T.V. habits criticized, our news commentary lauded, and one open letter to a person of note still unanswered. (If you run into Prince William or if your cousin happens to meet Prince Harry on the battlefield, give them a shout-out and this URL. OK?)

5. We've added one of our favorite columnists, via video, on the site. Just by clicking on the T.V. screens to the right (---->) you can watch Dan Savage in a variety of settings and on a wide variety of topics. If you don't know from Dan Savage, you might want to put grandma and the kids to bed and turn the volume down before you click.

Thanks for giving us a boost on our first week back! Feel free to leave your comments any time. We've yet to delete one. OK, maybe one. But it was overly-flattering and referenced our Editor-in-Chief's "honey pot", which we deemed too family-unfriendly for this space. (For more on our standards, see "bowtie-wearing pussy", "eating pussy" and the variety of lesbian sex references above.)

We hope to be around for a long, long time - commenting on the news of the day and the occasional giggle from home. We don't take it seriously and neither should you. If we were serious people, we'd be coaching basketball at Rutgers, making German army training videos, or using a chainsaw to defend our honor. We're just not, though.

One lone question via email about the Blog's nonsequitur of a title: "Wasn't he do-able?" The answer is "Oh, quite. We just had a momentary fit of good judgement in the midst of an emotional pothole. Under any other circumstance, we'd be fucking our therapist and not blogging."

'Nuff said.