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Dead Rat Found in Senior's Mouth, Suit Claims
By GILLIAN FLACCUS
AP

SANTA ANA, Calif. (April 7) - Staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer's patient's mouth and died there before staff noticed, a lawsuit claims.

It is well-documented that I am a Christian. So I was tempted not to offer commentary on this sad turn of events. Ann Landers says one should not speak ill of the dead. Or maybe that was Tallulah Bankhead. I forget. But in millions of homes around this big, gay world, a similar thought flashed across the marquis of our minds:

"If something crawls in your mouth....and dies....grrrrrllllllll. Someone's dental hygiene was less than stellar."

'Nuff said.

Rest in peas. Both of you.