Vermont Senate Calls for Bush ImpeachmentLawmakers Also Call for Impeachment of Cheney
By ROSS SNEYD
AP
MONTPELIER, Vt. (April 20) -
Vermont senators voted Friday to call for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney , saying their actions have raised "serious questions of constitutionality."
In related developments, Georgia disbanded the New York Yankees, saying they have "serious questions" about the nature of the relationship between Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter.
Maryland disbanded the Rocky Mountains, with their state legislature voting 24-7 that the range was "a royal pain in the ass, impassable for 10 out of 12 months".
And Arkansas disbanded Texas...just for spite.
No word from either Bush or Cheney as to whether they pissed themselves upon hearing of the Vermont vote. But Wolf Blitzer reportedly suffered priapism when considering how much air time this could fill.
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